Sunday, February 21, 2010

See the Ball .. Hit the Ball

Its been more than one year since i tried to update my blog. But i couldn't find anything worthwhile until now.
So wats its this time… well don't get overly excited … Its about a person .. well lets say a GOD ..

Recently Stephen Hawking was interviewed regarding his latest research… He replied … "I am still making a equation that could explain everything!"..
he said that with a smile ( I hope it was a sarcastic comment… :) ) But Steve your equation has been created and also implemented….
Not by a Scientist .. but a sportsman…well you can call him the ultimate yogi( not the indian guru blabbing away about yoga and geeta ) …

He implemented it in front of 50 thousand people approx. and they all understood it .. You could say that the time stood still for 6 hours..

He is Virender Sehwag ( the spelling varies all the time .. but hey wats in a name ) …

The religion is Sehwagism. Please add this as an applied religious philosophy subject at DU and see how many would enroll.

The 28th of March 2008 was a special date, I am sure you may not know why. It was the day this new religion was born, and the one true "bhagwan", Virender Sehwag, delivered it from the Kurukshetra that was Chennai while I - Arjun, was in tears, confused in the "war"- that was life

That day Bhagwan delivered the ultimate source of guidance the MANDIRA - 319. Reasons to live your life the way he bats. See ball, hit ball.

It isn't complicated. There are no books you need to buy. You don't have to spend 10 years studying or praying. There is no need to be donating your hard-earned cash. No one is going to make you feel bad for doing it wrong. You can marry outside the faith. Practise your beliefs any day of the week. And you can eat whatever the hell you want.

It is simple and pure.

Everything you need to know is in one mantra. You just need to see the ball, and hit the ball. There is no need for doubt, panic or confusion.

Imagine every decision in your life is a cricket delivery coming down at you, then become Bhagwan: see ball, hit ball. Maybe it is a tough one, an inswinging yorker - you just dig it out. The next one is a wide one and you slap it over cover. The one after that is wide too, and you miss it. Never mind, there will be more. There is always more. You will miss some and you will hit some, but don't fret about the ones you miss, and don't dine out on the ones you hit. What more do you need to know about life?

He is the lord almighty of hitting. Never be afraid as you never know whats going to happen next. Every ball is a new ball. A mystery ball is treated the same way as a slower ball: he sees it, he hits it.

Whether you are a millionaire, a pauper, a vegan, someone who sells stolen mobile phone chargers, or Tom Cruise, Sehwagism can help you.

It is the alpha and omega of religions; can you really afford to live without it?

So the Bhagwan gave the MANDIRA saar to Arjuna (me) and the people of India at
Chidambaram Stadium after He had delivered them from Boredom in Chennai:

“And Bhagwan said … Hey Parth .. Whenever in doubt , whenever in confusion just close you eyes and see me in you … your ATMAN...
‘I am the opening batsmen, your God…

----- ‘You shall have no other gods before Me, except Sachin and maybe Sunil.’‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Infact don’t carve anything that is not wide outside off stump.’
‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain, so if you stub your toe, try to not say Oh Sehwag.’- Stanza 1 of chapter 42

----- ‘Remember the 3rd day, the pitch is often at it’s best.’‘Honor your father and your mother, and your sponsors.’‘You shall not murder, exceptions made for opening bowlers, spinners’
‘You shall not commit quick singles.’‘You shall not be worrying about playing and missing.’ Stanza 2 of chapter 42

----- ‘You shall not bear false witness against the BCCi.’‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, but if he bowls a wide half volley hit it like it stole your donkey or ox.’ Stanza 3 of chapter 42

I had been to earth in various avatars…… 11 of these "param purush" were in front of you but I am the real Purushottam..

My Avatars :

11 men with rock hard testicles, and great hand eye co-ordination.

They will carve, they will plunder, and you will applaud.

1 Victor Trumper, he shall go in early, and reek havoc on the bowlers.
2 Dilshan , he shall jump around like a virgin in hell, and reek havoc in the change room.
3 Viv Richards, he shall be cooler than anyone you know, or don’t know.
4 Mark Waugh, he shall make Head and Shoulders ads palatable, whilst flicking one off his pads.
5 Sanath Jayasuriya, he shall be a pirate, and conquer the 7 seas.
6 Dhoni, he shall be your superhero.
7 Adam Gilchrist, he shall release a plague of bees on your ass.
8 Ian Botham, he shall drink the opposition under the table.
9 Kapil Dev, he shall be the man of few words and tears( :) ) .. and the ultimate macho man
10 Shahid Afridi, he shall wreak havoc and destruction, on himself.
11 Wasim Akram, he shall be faster than you can see.

And on the 5th day, they rest.

With this.. Arjuna stood up and got ready to fight the war of life .. He took his brhamastra and aimed at his enemies… the story has just begun